For the heck of it

Fun stuff. I do not promise to be witty though.
Post a comment requesting it, and I will:

1. Respond with something random about you.
2. Tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. Construct a funny alter ego for you to use if you need to go into hiding.
4. Say something that only makes sense to you and me. (If possible)
5. Tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6. Tell you what musical instrument you remind me of.
7. Ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal. Feel free to alter the questions, but keep the spirit, and the number of them.